Public Parenting

Why your house should be immaculately clean now you have (a) child(ren)

My mum always asks me what I’m doing and 5 times out of 10 I say cleaning. I say cleaning when I’m on the toilet, when I’m eating and when I’m sat on my arse doing sweet fuck all because I’m doing all that during my cleaning. However as far as anyone is concerned, I… Continue reading Why your house should be immaculately clean now you have (a) child(ren)

Public Parenting · Relationships

“So is his dad looking after him?”

Short answer “no”. While I am here right before your eyes mostly working, often shopping or enjoying cleaning my house without the two (albeit one small) balls of testosterone destroying all my hard work as soon as it is done, my child is at nursery. However at almost a year old, A being at nursery,… Continue reading “So is his dad looking after him?”