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Congratulations, your baby sleeps…

“My baby slept through from birth” “My baby is in bed by 7 every night and sleeps through till 10” “As soon as my baby hears white noise he’s asleep” “Bath, bottle and bed and my baby slept through from 5 weeks” Well congratulations Susan, your baby is clearly Jesus, maybe we should alert someone… Continue reading Congratulations, your baby sleeps…

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I stole him from you, I understand why you’re angry

As I’ve stated previously, my blog posts come about organically and because of incidences that happen and this one has been one I had previously placed in a box and shoved at the back of the closet. Marriage is a funny thing. You meet someone and they’re a stranger (that was the first line of… Continue reading I stole him from you, I understand why you’re angry

Public Parenting

Why your house should be immaculately clean now you have (a) child(ren)

My mum always asks me what I’m doing and 5 times out of 10 I say cleaning. I say cleaning when I’m on the toilet, when I’m eating and when I’m sat on my arse doing sweet fuck all because I’m doing all that during my cleaning. However as far as anyone is concerned, I… Continue reading Why your house should be immaculately clean now you have (a) child(ren)

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“So is his dad looking after him?”

Short answer “no”. While I am here right before your eyes mostly working, often shopping or enjoying cleaning my house without the two (albeit one small) balls of testosterone destroying all my hard work as soon as it is done, my child is at nursery. However at almost a year old, A being at nursery,… Continue reading “So is his dad looking after him?”